February 2011
January 2011
you did it to yourself. now youre all by yourself.
DAMN STRAIGHT BITCH.
have respect for the room!
you guys are slobs.
we are NOT living together next year, thats for fucking sure.
tired of cleaning up your fucking messes.
and *YOU, yeah no one’s cleaning up this mess you’ve made for yourself. no ones lending you a hand either. you’ve done it to yourself and no one knows how youre gonna fix this shit.
rant rant rant
okay slut.
yup, im gonna call you slut because thats how you’re acting right now. seriously. to do that to a friend. like who the fuck are you? like seriously. i have so much i want to say but you’d probably cry.
whatever the case was in your defense really was not a good defense. you are old enough to make your own choices. the thing is that you know the past and all the drama that...
“A chance is like a picture it’d be nice if you’d just take it or let me take it...”
– Drake (via sonsryan)
the moments i live for
margaritas and homework with my roomie. good heart to heart in the laundry room. id say it was a good night.
time to hit the books.
Boy: I broke up with her.
His Best Friend: What happened?
Boy: She’s just too much for me.
His Best Friend: What makes you say that? What did she do wrong?
Boy: Well, for one.. She only cared about her appearance. Always had to look good, always took forever to get dressed! So insecure..
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she wanted to keep your eyes locked on her? She wanted you to see that you have the prettiest girl under your sleeve and not think otherwise? I see..
Boy: Oh.. Well.. She’d often call me or text me asking where I am, who I’m with, telling me not to smoke, not to drink. She’s so clingy!
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she cares about your well being? Because she cares about you a lot? And her greatest fear is losing you. I see..
Boy: But.. Uhh.. Well, she’d always cry when I say something slightly mean. She can’t handle anything. She’s a crybaby!
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she has feelings? And because she just wanted to hear you say you love her? I see..
Boy: I.. Well! You know, she’d get jealous easily. I could barely talk to other girls! She’s so annoying! I had to hide it from her so she wouldn’t bitch about it.
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she just wanted you to commit to her? She thought you were faithful, but you lied so she could find out later and hurt even more? She just wanted the guy she loves the most to love only her. I see..
Boy: Well, she..
His Best Friend: You broke up with her because she’s good for you? She just wanted the best for you? She’s broken now because you were selfish. Are you proud?
Boy: I broke her heart.. Because I couldn’t see what was happening.. What happened to me?
His Best Friend: You lost the girl that loved you like no one else could. You see? You didn’t want her when all she ever wanted was you. THAT’S what happened.
A guy broke into my appartment last week.. He...
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jetrocaldeirajr:
LMFAOOOOOOO <3333
this is epic
That guy is my hero.
He is truly a freaking genius!
wow i should do this when i’m 90 and have no life (seriously. not sarcasm.)
i would.
at this moment in time, florida is the only state without snow.
go hawaii.
TikTok by memes
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Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s
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one time this fell out of my bag at the las vegas airport when i was like 9 and the janitor picked it up for me, she kept dropping it. funny stuff.
i think about you enough that it scares me.
