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*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life 
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy fink
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is 
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time 
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school 
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer

Apr 1st

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i haven’t eaten anything but miso soup in the last 3 days or so. and i don’t have much to cook at home either… fuck it, i’m ordering chinese food tomorrow. hopefully i can go doctor on mondayayayayayyyy. :p

Apr 1st

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Mar 31st

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soooooo… i think i have strep throat again. i’m afraid that i’m gonna run out of miso soup ): but i gained some strength to crawl out of bed and go on my computer. my priorities, i know :p and i was thinking about how i’m going to KCC next semester and how i’m gonna get there every day for school, versus if i was going to UH i could just walk up the hill or take a...

Mar 31st

dear logic circuits, i hate you. with a little bit of passion. WHERE DO I DOWNLOAD PART OF MY HOMEWORK FROM?? i don’t want to make this whole code myself, especially when i’m not even sure how it’s supposed to look. rawr. sincerely, me

Mar 30th

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nyquil at 3pm,

cause y’know, YOLO

Mar 29th

feeling like shit… second time this month i’m sick. NOT HAPPY. hopefully it’s not strep throat again :/

Mar 29th

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Mar 29th

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getting sick again i think…fuuuck…

Mar 28th

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Mar 27th

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Mar 27th

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Mar 27th

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i’ve decided that when i get back home over summer, i’m going to adopt the most lion looking kitten and name it simba. cause i’ll never be able to own a lion in my life. this will just simply have to do.

Mar 27th